Aporadh

২১ শে আগস্ট, ২০১১ ভোর ৫:০৬

Lekhalekhi akta nisshongo jatra.jeta bolar cheshta kori majhe majhei.je rohosshomoy vubone lekhar srishti hoy tai biakkha korar isse. Khubbi khoshtokor akta bepar. Koshtota jeno lekhar built in…..lolz. kisu vul vranti thakbe.cuz vrantibilasher anondo tusso korar moto na….. Akta article poresilam onk agey.sekhane bola hoyesilo .. akjon shatare champion howa baktike question kora holo je apni shatar kivabe shikhesen? Se answer korlo chap kol theke.amk kol chepe baltir por balti pani tulte hoto. Ete kore amr peshigulo shob shokto holo. R sekhan thekei amr shatar shekha…... reference ta humayun ahmed theke neya.tou akhon jodi amake keo ask kore lekha lekhir obveshta koth theke holo? Thn amr reply thakbe …..matha betha theke.amr matha betha kore tokhon jokhon ami vishom vabe kisu akta chinta korte thaki. Seshe sei chintatakei rup dei lekhay.obossho ami lekhok noi…. table e boshe likhsi. ei obosthay amake keo dekhle bolbe office er kormochari..ha ha ha ha.eivabe chokh rangiye lekhar mane ki?ami humayun er akjon oi porjayer vokto jei porjaye eirokomer akta kobita lekha jete pare…







“ Let the earth move



Let the sun shine



Let them to prove



All r in a line”







Move er shonge prove er onto mil.shine er shonge line er… ami r humayun aki pother pothik. Tar dhar kaseo jabar moto ability amr nei kintu se je way te sob kisu vabe ami tar sei vabna eta surely bola jay.tomra jano kina janina. Humayun boro meyer naam kintu nova… . ami kobita shunte bolte likhte konotai posondo korina. Kintu jokhon dekhi kobider niye besh boro buli awrano ase tokhon amr raage dukkhe ga jolte thake. Amr onk somoyei onk kisutei gaa jole . may b akta molom type er kisu dorkar…lolz.amon bola hoyese je”akjon kobi jokhon jaben tokhon akjon lekhok poth chhere pash diye hatbe”uff ami je lekhok noi seta bar bar vule jassi. Oho amr vuler sathe bondhutta r boirita hosse shuddhotay…ha ha ha.ami amon e.shunesi kobita nki bashi hote 72 ghonta somoy lage. Assa tahole akjon lekhoker lekha bashi hote kotota somoy lagte pare seta k k jano? Proshno roilo.shosta bajari lekha niye ami kije hottogol pakassi.God knows…



Poreso kina janina tobe publish korsi dekho.. :-







”Amk niye nanan golpo ase sei golpe ase akta faki.birat akta britto ake niye vetore nki ami boshe thaki.keo jane na keo jane na tmk ami boli.britto amr mojar akta khela.britto kendre keo nei keo nei ami bash kori britter bairei”…..lolz.







boloto eta kar lekha?just amate jay bolei dilam... prithibite kisu badhi ase jar kono oshudh nei.pattho badhi. Naam shuneso? Pattho badhite akrantojonke kisu na kisu portei hobe.porar kisu na thakle mone hobe more jai.oti olpo boyoshe amon ak duraroggo badhite akranto holam.porar prochondo khudha amr.shunesi kisu kisu pora nki horon kore kisu shomoy. Horon kore kisu choritro. Janina amr konta horon hoyese….. Amr hubby kintu akebarei boi pora tora posondo koren na. even se jokhon amr sathe raag koren tokhon amk kisu bolte na parle se amr shomosto boi guloke panite vijiye dey. Ami je aki boi koto bar kinesi ba kinte hoy. Se ami ee jani.valobashar ottachar nki mosto boro ottachar.etar upore r kono punishment hoyna.ki voyanok akta pap taina? Boi pora.ei pap mochon hobena kosshinkaleo. Jeta hobe seta hosse jabe kisu poysha khoroch. Jabe kisu somoy. Jabe kisu shomporko. Gustave flauvert bolese lekha lekhi nki akta kukurer jibon.tobe etai hosse orthoboho. Er mane ki daralo? Ami ki ai shangsharik jibone eshe sesh porjonto kukurer jibon bechhe nite jassi? Etao God knows.lekhar kono rules regulations amr jana nai. Mone ja ashe tai likhte thaki.ei muhurte jeta mone porse seta hosse….”thr r 3 rules for writing to anything but unfortunately no one knows tht wht they r”…ha ha ha. Mojar na?hmm….akta likha jodi manush k mrittur por boi kore dite pare tahole r er chaite valo ki hote pare?onkei proshno kore tmr likha gulo amon odvut chhotokare kno? Ami jodi humayun hotam tahole taderk bole ditam je….keo jodi sonnet likhte pare 14 line er moddhe tahole ami kno amr isse chintake sholpakare dite parina??akta likhar shesh porjonto jate agroho kaj kore seivabei lekha chai. Gadar gada likhlam porte birokto laglo setake ami lekhar moddhe dhorina.tai bole ami nami dami lekhok lekhikar oshomman korsina .cuz amr jeta mone hoy seta hosse…creativity shekhanor kolakowshol manusher ayotte nei. Shunesi mathay thake bibek r buker moddhe thake mon. so likhte ashle matha r buk I mean bibek r mon duitakei aksathe kaje lagate hobe… . ki tmr kase mone hosse ami obisshashsho akta bepark bisshashsho rup dissi? Ha ha ha . hote pare. Mone ase onk ageykar kotha…amr ammu amake chhoto belay kole niye gaan korto.ganer lyrcs silo amon..”amr tashu dine dine onk boro hobe ei dukhini mayer daabi puron kore debe re jibon shukher hobe.” Amr mayer tashu boro hoyese sotti kintu tar mayer dukkho r dabi gulo puroner baire roye gelo. Akhon amio jodi amr shontan ke kole kore ei aki song kori tahole ki amr oo dukkho r dabi gulo puroner bairei thakbe? Vable amr gaa shiriye uthe.



Tokhon ami womens univ er student silam.northern univ er akta chhale romel amra aki sathe chemistry coaching kortam tejgaon college er shabek principle er kase.tou romel always bolto ..dost issa tou kore Diana re biye kori kintu Diana je more gese…lolz. Onk joker silo. Tai bolsi je isse r shadh jaglei cholbena. Somoyte isseke taka r shujog diye vaag korte hoy.. . akta science fiction er kotha bolesilo….sekhane nki spaceship er captain k 3 ta na mene cholte hoy.



1:- spaceship kokhono neutron star er vetor diye jabena.



2:-balckwhole er vetor diye jabena



3:-ahok goshthir shimanar kase jabena.jodioba jay tahole sathe sathei chole ashte hobe.



Tou ami holam sei ahok.parthokko holo neutron r blackwhole er ostitto agey vage ter pawa jay. Kintu ahok er ostitto ter pawa jayna. Er jotoi kase jaba se totoi nijeke gutiye nebe.ami nki nijeke odrissho kore rakhte valobashi…hahaha. Assa jaak tobuo tou akta kisur sathe amr valobashar jonmo holo. Taina?manush manush k onkoron r onushoron korte korte ki rokomer vul kore seta shomporke ektu boli?..akdin class e humayun ahmed q korsilo tar student derk bolo tou God jodi ludu khelen tahole ki daan porte par eseta ki se agey thekei janbe? Student ra ans korlo g sir janbe. Ashole kintu theory ase amon je bostur goti r obosthan shomporke always anishchoyota thakbe. Se manush e hok r God e hok. Janina ei kothar por make onekei nastik mone korte pare.tou jeta bolsilam setay ashi..tou oi shob student humayun er sob kisu onukoron korte giye akdin nijerai humayun hoye giyese…..xam start classical mechanics r quantam mechanics er mul proved ki seta jante chaile akjon ans kore je..classical mechanics e God pasha khelen r Quantum mechanics e God pasha khelen na…..lolz . akhon amio ki ei rokomer vul korsi kina tomra amk knowing koro..plz….. amr baba akjon lecturer silen. Aj kase thakle hoy touba onk vul e dhorten.tokhon r ja isse tai likhte partamna.correction eshe jog hoto.dukkho se aj amr kase nei…(. Ami onk somoye onk kotha boli. Hoytouba onekei bujhena.akdiner mojar ghotona boli ok? Ak English medium er student ummm may b standard 5 e pore. Turkis hope school e. tou sekhankar pronounciation abr totally different. Thn ami English e take besh kisu q korlam. Se amr kotha shune haa kore takiye theke uttor dilo…..can u speak to english ? mane ami atokkhon tar sathe English e ja ja bolesi tar kisui se bojhe nai……ha ha ha. Bojhenai kothata thik na .tar kase mone hoyese egulo kono English e na…..



Akta kotha mone porese……Robert frost er….”to a person who loves book n books love him” kothata jodi sotti hoye thake tahole ami bolbo. Boi amake onk valobashe.ekhan theke amr protarito hobar konoi chance nai…ami happy for…) . lekha lekhi kore taka rojgar korata kmn hobe?valoi hobe hoy touba.lekhak ra tou r chader alo kheye bachena.so chhoto khato lekha baraji kore tulle mondo hobe na hoy tou!! . amr kase onk rokomer boi ase.onekei amr kas theke porte ney. Kintu dukkher kotha jeta seta hosse amr boi ami porar pore r onno keo porbe sei obostha ami rkahina. Kata chhere . under line ato porimane thake je shudhu ami ee bujhbo sekhane ki lekha silo….. lolz…HHGG…isse kore keo boluk…..”tmr rochona pore bimolando paiasi.kisu shobder banan bishoye kotha ase shakkate bolibo”…lolz eta robi er kotha. Amar na… likhte likhte ektu ektu voy o lagse amr.raat tou.sehrir somoy e abr voy lagbena.tokhon onekei jege jabe.pasher barite janla kete churi hoyese tou sejonne.ja likhi tate kore onekei bole hey man tmi etake professional vabe niye nao.trust me . u will rock.. tader jonne amr kisu kotha ase….onk manushjon e bairer country theke amader deshe ashe amder nature look after kore bole wowo wonderful. Ashole eishob manusher oh wonderful shune ahladito hobar kisu nai amr mone hoy. Cuz era jane je ei deshta akebarei nongra jekhane chor r ajebaje loker e shomahar. Majh khan theke oh wonderful bole nijeder otivodrotar khatir ta bojay rakhe ei ja… personally embarrassed feel korle ami sorry…. ki bepar bujhte parsina tobe amr isse korsena badhite akranto hote jassi..hahahah.mane amr r likhte isse korsena…lolz. Abr jodi likhi tokhon n a hoy poro.valo theko…..









IMP:-ektu safai gai?.......dhoro kotha bolesi vul niye vul korata akta aporadh.kotha bolesi kobider proti amr hinshe niye setao akta aporadh,kotha boelsi hubbyr posonder baire kaj kori setao akta aporadh,kotha bolesi..ammur isse purone okk...hom silam setao akta aporadh.kotha bolesi onneke bojhate parina eirokomer kisu akta setao kintu aporadher moddhei pore.chide koresi kisu loker proshongshake setake ki aporadh bolena?seshe bollam onissar kotha je likhbona akhon etao kintu sei aki...hahahhahah

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