Jokes+Kobita

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SMS & kobita

SMS & kobita



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ak loker nam lal miya.



votar id carde tar nam



theca sona miya



se ofisarer kace abedon korlo.



sar pothome amar salam niben



amar nam lal miya



id carde amar nam



uthece sona miya



doya kore amar



sona keta lal kore din.



sir....







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A women's need to repair her umbrella.



so she had gone to a maker. then...



woman : repair my umbrella.



maker: after see the



umbrella, apa uporer



kapor khulte hobe and



niache dia rod



dhukate hobe.



woman: javabe



khusi koran but



pani jano na dhuka....







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A blidn man after operation



want to save money.



dr: apni dekte pachen?



man: na



then dr: showed an



undressed nurse



dr: eaibar?



man: na



dr: khankirpola na dekla



tor dhon kharai ken?







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to,



The Principal



sex point callege



subrayer for a sexy girl.



sar,



I beg 2 sex that.



I am a student of



class 3x in ur college



para. I suffer many



sexul problem. I can"t



control handaling.



so i needfucking girl..



so, ipray &hope that



u would be kind 2 provide me



a sexy girl .



ur"s obedient



sexpure.







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OGO PRIyotomo ami dari tumi coma;



ami pahar tumi probot,



ami chini tumi shorbot,



ami hira tumi mukta,



ami manush tumi kutta











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A sar aksed her student



ai sela boltyo tume boro.



na tumar baba boro?



sar ami boro.



ki bolli ji sar karon



ame mar dut kai na



babayi kay .



ami dekeci..



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.Tumi khub valo



tai tumak ato like



kori, bcoz tumi



sobar mon bujho.



Tai tumak moner



chabi boli. tumi hola



moner key



1 kothay monkey



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agirl asked to a hujur can i kiss



my lover?



hujur: astagfirullah



girl: can i kiss my boyfriend?



hujur: naujubillah



girl: can i kiss u?



hujur: why not....bismilla....



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ami tor emon bondhu hota chai.

ja amar nam jodi hoy tara tor nam

putkimara. amar nam jodi hoy chad tor

nam pad.

ami jodi hoy vuth tui hobi amar mut





mobile

besir vag

manush raar_kore

keu keu diney o kora.

keu 15 min, keu 20min,

keu ba tana 1-2 ghouta.

keu sara raat kore.....

upne kivabe mobile

charge koren?







mosari

raat holei tomar

kotha mone pore.

aage bujhini tomake

neye avabe vabte

hobe. tumi bina rater

ghum haram.

akhon raat manei tumi.

thank you my dear

moshari.

ha ha ha ha





sms

jar ja sms ache tai nia jhapia poro.

mone rakhbe, sms jokhon diechi.

sms aro dibo. jevabei hok 30 diner

moddhe b.link er 250 sms use kore-e

charbo insha-allah,

ebarer shongram amader taka

ushuler shongram. ebarer

songram amader sms

lorar shongram .joy bangla??

joy banglalink



CIRCULAR

Emergency circular

post:real friend

qualification:fresh mind

duty time:whole life

experience: no need

Be have: sweet smile

salary: unlimited love

sorush now.





LOVE

Tumake onek valobaste esca kortece.

tumake ami koto valobasi tumi bokte coyna.

I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU





BANDOR



kids

bandor:abbu amar biya

koba hoibo?

bandor: hoibo hoibo tor jonno

patro k sms pathano hoise.

akhon patro sms portasa.

sms poira hashle bujhum patro

bjiyate raji hoise,..00





girl

when an apple is green its ready 2 pluck.

when girl is 16 its ready fuck.

apple says eat me, beat me, & bite my bum.

girl says suck me, fuck me & make me mum......





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Positive_kobita





kobita



1..



shoto bedonar majhe theke o,

tomar hashite heshechi ami.

kinto amar kanna hashi te,

kono ki vomika rekheso tomi.



tomar jonno nibedito kothamala,

oriye boleso pagoler prolap.

tomar jonno deya ushro k,

bole dile bundho shotiner bilap.



tomi cheyeso chole giye,

ama k kadabe ojana shokhe.

se shokhe tomi shotti shokhi,

buho din jabot kadsi dokhe.



toma k ghire shajano jogot,

venge geso boro obohelay.

rekhe geso shodo smriti r,

ama k fele geso bishonnotay.



FALTU bole fele geso tomi,

amar nibedito kobita shob e.

sei theke ami ajo bundho,

shodho e ek FALTU KOBI.

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2..

amar shopno joladharay tomi,

rimjhim shore jhora brishty.

amar hridoy canvus jore,

tomi amar e uporbo srishty.



amar shiter metho pothe tomi,

amar e chitano nishpap shishir.

amar gudholir akashe tomi,

amar e rangano roktim abir..



amar josnar shonali aloy tomi,

amar e bajano bashir shoor.

amar grishmer tibrotay tomi,

valobashar klanto olosh dopor...



amar rater akashe tomi,

megher kole hashi makha chad.

amar shopner poruta jore e,

toma k choar ajonmo shadh....



tomi hariye jeon bundho,

hridoy janala theke doore.

chole giye vashiona amay,

biroher kuron nilav shoore.

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3..

premer khelay porajito ami,

tomar mokhe bijoyinir hashi.

tomar hate shokher shakha,

ami bajai bedonar bashi.



tomar e shajano khelay ami,

here gesi niyotir likhone.

se likha aj bar bar pori,

nirjon nistobdo oronno bihone..



shoto unonoy golate pareni,

tomar krittim pathore hridoy.

bar bar tate prarthona thoke,

jiboner bodh hoye gese khoy..



tubo ami toma k e chai,

nei kono unojog oviman.

valo basha tomay kuthor korle o,

amay kore gese mohan.



tomar e kase here o ami,

tomate pete chai ashroy.

valo bashar dohai bundho,

r koro na ojotha ovinoy.



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4..

Aaj khub kotha bolte icche hocche



Aaj kub khotha icche hocche amer. Taei

Sobhabotoi shongihara ami akhon aei moddhorate.. .



Odike osthir nagorite pher jagte suru koreche

Kothara, ghasher rong kromosho: sobuj hoye ashche...

Rakhalera bashi neia chole gacche je jaar modhubone...



Shudhu amer khothara kachakachi aashe, ghonibhuto hoi

kichir-michir kore othe babuier bashai, shaliker thote !



Aai nirob rater nirobota du'hate bhenge diye akhon

Sei sobder upor dariye bolte icche korche-

' Aaj khub khatha bolte icche hocche amer. Khub !



Jirno poridheo'r bhaje lukiye thaka dulo-bali'r

kiodangsho, porishkar korte-korte sei kokhon boee gache,

' Chaitali dupur, bikeler shona roddur. Athocho

Gitikobita lekha hoini ajo. Probondher kotha na hoi

Nai-ba-bollam, Nai-ba-bollam uponnash !



Obosheshe aei moddhoratei kotha bolte icche hocche amer

Jabotio oshongoti sotteo. Sutorang, he amer subhakangkhir dol abong

Anuragini, Amake ghire dhoro...Abbrito koro...

Kenona amer khothara udgrib hoe acche...!

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5.



dukher shagore vashabe bole e ki,

koresile premer eto ayojon?.

amak kadate chholonar aghate,

khub beshi chhilo ki proyojon?.



bondhutter moto pobitro shorobore,

amak dekesile maya vora chokhe.

mayar resh kete jete dekhi,

dehomon jolse opraptir shoke..



chole geso tumi nissho kore,

hridoy kuthorir gupto dare.

jibon ekhon pray ortho hin,

protiti prohor shudhu e hotashar...



ekbarer tore vaboni bujhi,

amar lutiye deya nibedon kotha.

hoyto seshob tomar kase,

mullohin kiso shopno ojotha....



nijer shukher toron shajate,

amak diye geso ojhor krondon.

valobasha ekhon amar chokhe te,

prohoshon bondhu shudhu prohoshon... ..

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6.





premer khelay porajito ami,

tomar mokhe bijoyinir hashi.

tomar hate shokher shakha,

ami bajai bedonar bashi.



tomar e shajano khelay ami,

here gesi niyotir likhone.

se likha aj bar bar pori,

nirjon nistobdo oronno bihone..



shoto unonoy golate pareni,

tomar krittim pathore hridoy.

bar bar tate prarthona thoke,

jiboner bodh hoye gese khoy..



tubo ami toma k e chai,

nei kono unojog oviman.

valo basha tomay kuthor korle o,

amay kore gese mohan.



tomar e kase here o ami,

tomate pete chai ashroy.

valo bashar dohai bundho,

r koro na ojotha ovinoy.

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7.



ami tho ek tochcho manosh

pai nai kono shokh

apon bhabi jakei ami

shei dei amai dokh.



dokhkho bhora jibon tathe

bishshash aj nishshesher pothe

tobo bishshash kori shodho

ekto bhalobashar khoje.



jani ami bhalo kore

bhalobasha kobho

ashbe na kache

mone mone boli shodho

"akanka theke shorabo na hat

bashona amar shiddho na hole"



balobashar morichikai

ghori miche pai na tar dekha

tobo ami ghorbo piche

pai ba na pai ki jai ashe.



abegi mown chaibe ki ar

ami je bhikari shodhoi bhalobashar. ....



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8.



tonmoy: ai sono kal sari pore .



obontika: na porbo na...



tonmoy:tumi kano j chelemanushi koro



obontika:kano korbo na ?ami ki bure?



tonmoy: ha buri..amr buri...



obontika: ai nekamo korbe na.. ager bar bolechilam pore asoni.tai porbo na.



tonmoy:tumi bar bar ai dos kano daw?



obontika: dibo chirodin debo.



tonmoy: deo ..tobu tumi pase theko



obontika:achi chirodin achi........ ai sono!...kal tumi sada panjabi r ami nil sari porbo...tumi to nil rong valo baso...



tonmoy:obontika tumi na ja ha ha ha...ki bolte hotat chotfot kore uthle...



obontika:hm ami amon e..ai chup chap ..ai chotfote...projapot ir moto..tai to amke kaw kaw projapoti bole e jane!

nil projapiti



(jochona)



(j.m rakib k dhonnobad..jini amr a kobitati valo bole.amke likhechilen ...ami utsahito hoyechi...aj ker ai kobita ti tar jonno utsorgo korlam.



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9..



Bicchinno pongtimala-( ek)



(Ka).



' -Aaj ami akhanei thamchi.Keno ?

Amar sritira boddo beporoa aaj ! Aai

Abelai aar saikote jabona ....

Ke jane, tar gorjone fire ashbena kono pichutan ? '



Jibon to ake-beke chole asheche onekdoor aaj.Rokter Saad,

Karo karo kache loboner motoei orthobodhok akhono.Ettoboshore ami kintu

Bhulini, ' Soda matir gondho, Beli phuler subash, Ghashful aar Projapotir kotha !



Akhono mone pore,

Kotodin osthirotai bhor kore ujaar korechi

Amer onindo uddan ! Obhisheker kacher kolosh bhengeshi kotodin aai bhebe,

' Keu, moner bikare kauke bhalobeshe

Bhalobasha korechilo bidai....... ... '



(kha).



' Aaj aar berubona jhinuk kurate. Keno ?

--Amer shukhanobhutigulo akhon dur-porobashe !

Aaj shomoy asheche , oder jonno

Du'dondo prarthona korber

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