Hilarious Adult Jokes(18++++++)...নিজ দায়িত্বে পইড়েন।

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NO-1

Q: What's the difference between cricketers and condoms?

A: Cricketers drop the catches and condoms catches the drops.



NO-2

Q: What is the difference between riding a bicycle and a woman?

A: Riding a bicycle: you fix your ass & move your legs,

Riding a woman: you fix your legs & move your ass.



NO-3

Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman's underwear?

A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night.



NO-4

Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?

A: Because they are tired of using their own.



NO-5

Q: What's common between men and video?

A: Both go backward... Forward... Backward... Forward... Backward..... Forward... Stop & Eject.



NO-6

Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?

A: Your salary,

Both come once a month.



NO-7

Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?

A: A tea-bag.



NO-8

Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath.

Tarzan removed his clothes.

All the animals laughed.

Tarzan asked,

"Why"?

The animals told him....

"Your tail is in the front."



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